Fear Not! Ted Cruz Will Save You from Peace With Iran By Debating President...
Ted Cruz is a prominent Tea Party Republican and GOP hopeful. Cruz shut down the government in 2014 and he plans to again in the near future. The GOP joke has decided that his best chance at getting...
View ArticleAn Introduction To Ted Cruz’s Insane Culinary Class
Since Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz (R-Texas) will gloriously fail in his presidential ambitions, I propose the deranged senator find another career venture. I mean, his ability to be a politician is...
View ArticleTed Cruz Courts The Koch Brothers – Marriage Pending?
Ted Cruz was giving a speech at a recent political event, sponsored by the Koch brothers, when he stated emphatically that global warming was a myth. The audience applauded loudly. What kind of...
View ArticleTed Cruz Proudly Gloats Over Stopping Gun Reform After The Sandy Hook Massacre
I have no illusions about Ted Cruz. He will or say anything necessary in order to advance him personally or professionally. On more than one occasion, I have called him the most dangerous political...
View ArticleTed Cruz’s Dad: Americans ‘Under Bondage’ Because They Cannot Buy...
When I woke up this morning, I kind of had a feeling this was gonna be “one of those days” when it comes to the news. Maybe I watch too much cable news, but there’s so much going on in the world that...
View ArticleTed Cruz Will Hold Rally At Iowa State Fair To Honor The ‘Victims’ Of...
Ted Cruz–or as I like to call him, Teddy Boy–is actually rising by a point or two in the most recent polls, so it must have seemed the most opportune time for him to prove that he is indeed one of the...
View ArticleTed Cruz’ s Mystery Mega-Donor Is A Thoughtless Idiot
What kind of person actually supports Ted Cruz? Ted Cruz doesn’t have a lot of donors. He went the route of finding a few of the super rich to fund his campaign for the presidency, and the donor he...
View ArticleEllen Page Epically Smacked Down Ted Cruz In Confrontation About LGBTQ+...
As Ted Cruz was showing off his oh-so-elegant Tea-Party culinary skills at the Iowa State Fair, he was confronted about a very real issue by the one and only, beautiful Ellen Page. Ellen Page was...
View ArticleWatch These Tense Moments As Megyn Kelly Grills Ted Cruz On One Simple...
Unfortunately by now, we are used to hearing politicians spew the same old talking points on important matters such as immigration. Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz is obviously no exception....
View ArticleMegyn Kelly Seems To Be Pushing Fox News Standards – And Facebook Is Letting...
We recently published an article that showed Fox’s own Megan Kelly, pushing Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz to answer one simple question regarding immigration. It was a tense exchange as Megyn would not...
View ArticleConservative Christian GOP Candidates Lack Integrity, Support Kim Davis
Some truly nutty things are happening on the GOP side, as so-called Conservative Christian Mike Huckabee leads a swarm of Kim Davis supporters. By now we all know that Kentucky clerk Kim Davis has...
View ArticleComedian Raises Funds For Planned Parenthood By Mocking Ted Cruz On Social Media
Los Angeles comedian Josh Androsky decided he’d had more than enough of hearing Texas Senator and 2016 GOP Presidential candidate Ted Cruz threaten to defund Planned Parenthood and might even be...
View ArticleMichael Stipe To Team Trump: ‘Go F*ck Yourselves’ For Swiping R.E.M. Song
Donald Trump is a slow learner. When he launched his bid to buy the presidency, he caught hell for swiping Neil Young’s “Rockin’ In The Free World.” Well, Trump is in trouble for swiping another song....
View ArticleElizabeth Warren To Teddy Boy Cruz: You Want A Fight Over Planned Parenthood?...
Ted Cruz may think he’s got Washington, D.C. on pins and needles due to his threat to shut down the government if Congress doesn’t agree to cut all federal funds for Planned Parenthood, but Elizabeth...
View ArticleWho Does Jeb Bush Want On The $10 Bill? Margaret Thatcher
In perhaps one of the biggest WTF moments of Thursday’s GOP presidential debate (there were so many to choose from), Jeb Bush said that he’d like to see the late British Prime Minister Margaret...
View ArticleThe GOP Contenders’ Hypocritical Anti-Immigration Stance
Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio have expressed tremendous admiration for Ronald Wilson Reagan, a self-serving B-movie actor who served two terms as President of the United States, during which...
View ArticleStephen Colbert Schools Ted Cruz On The Real Reagan Legacy (Video)
If Ted Cruz thought his appearance with Stephen Colbert on the Late Show Monday evening was going to be all sweetness and light, or even humor, he was quickly disabused of that notion by the host....
View ArticleTed Cruz Stages Massive Meltdown To Get His Way On Planned Parenthood
Ted Cruz is known for making mildly insane noises as he makes his run for the U.S. presidency. On Thursday afternoon, Ted Cruz angrily said, “Republicans need to act like Republicans. Leadership needs...
View ArticleTed Cruz: If Elected President, I Will Introduce Iran’s Ayatollah To ’72...
Is it possible that Texas Senator Ted Cruz gets more batshit crazy with each passing day? I ask because of what he said earlier today at the Values Voters summit. Teddy Boy, who is not a fan of the...
View ArticleTed Cruz Sternly Rebuked By GOP Senate Colleagues
Question: Who is the most hated member of the U.S. Senate? Based on what happened last night, it’s very safe to say that distinction belongs to Texas Senator Ted Cruz. Monday night, Cruz’s Senate...
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